s t a r s t u f f

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

sketchshark:

I’m exposing Chaos’ addiction. My cat is a faucet-water junkie. 

sketchshark:

I’m exposing Chaos’ addiction. My cat is a faucet-water junkie. 

All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.
Iain S. Thomas (via girlanus)

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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848,765 plays

vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)
returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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