no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
I’m exposing Chaos’ addiction. My cat is a faucet-water junkie.
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.
|—||Iain S. Thomas (via girlanus)|
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"
"i don’t know what to draw"
"i always mess up"
"BUT I SUCK"
|—||someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)|
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.